From my Facebook. This is what has had me down for the last couple of days ( Read more... )

My parents and I were watching This Is It tonight, and this happened:

DVD: /mess up and freeze a few times
Mom: Well, guess that's it.
Dad: We'll have to call Redbox tomorrow and see if we can get a refund so we can rent it again sometime.
Me: Poop. I wanted to see what happens.
Dad: Oh, Michael Jackson dies.
Mom: ...
Me: ...

Dad: Well, Linda quit.
Me: Oh?
Dad: Yep. She just left, and I called to see where she'd been, and she said she wasn't coming back.

The next day:

Dad: I talked to Elliot. You need a job?

And so I'll be replacing Linda the Secretary. Thanks for nothing, resume. :o

This last month has been crazy for me. No lie! Sorry for the low contact with LJ, but we've been under somewhat of a deadline and spent several near-sleepless nights working on one incredible project ( Read more... )

Mom: So are you tired of cake yet, or do you want one?
Me: I still like cake.
Mom: Oh. For some reason, I thought you didn't like cake that much.
Me: No, no, I still like cake. It's pie I don't like. Brian likes pie. It's one of those few things we don't agree on- I figure we'll get divorced over it someday.
Mom: Nah, you won't. What's that ( Read more... )